Crassus's Triumph

INT. Prologue – Night (dark)

A void, dark and bleak, in all directions. It is an inhospitable place where a man is standing alone. He looks around, searching for something, anything. He starts to get desperate. He looks up and down. There is nothing here. No one. All alone. A crash, and he looks towards the crash to see the audience. He sees a figure in the audience.

TISSAPHERNES

Oh…great heavens! Hey! You! Can you hear me? Hey! Where are we?

Tissaphernes starts to look around again. Out of the corner of his eyes he sees the figure going away.

Wait! Don’t go, please! What is this place? You look…

He speaks under his breath.

You look like a spirit.

He looks at his hands.

Oh! No! No. No. No. No. I’m dead. I’m dead? Don’t go! Come closer please! It’s so dark! My eyes! I remember now. My life, oh God, it’s all over! My wife… My kids… The money. All gone? Wait, this isn’t fair! You! Did you do this to me? I deserve more! I was a great man! Great!

Another crash sounds in the air and a bright light shines down from the sky. In the light come two figures. The other figure above the audience disappears. The two enlightened figures walk on stage. They appear to be angels. They are named Dara and Castiel. Tissaphernes is staring with his mouth open wide, shocked. Slowly he speaks.

I know who you are. How do I know who you are? Have we met before?

CASTIEL

Peace. Be tranquil Tissaphernes.

DARA

Indeed. You have known of us as we have long known of all.

Tissaphernes drops to his knees, still in shock.

TISSAPHERNES

Well, this is all very ambiguous. What are you?

CASTIEL

Angels. Sent from God.

TISSAPHERNES

Which one? Mors? Pluto, I mean. What does he want from me?

DARA

Be calm. There is only one God. The all-knowing, all powerful, supreme benevolent God.

TISSAPHERNES

He looks at Dara with skepticism.

Are you sure? What’s his name then?

CASTIEL

Silence! It is blasphemy to speak upon the most-high God so carelessly. Were it not for your ignorance…

Castiel takes a sigh to calm himself.

He has been called by many names. Elohim, El-Shaddai and Adonai, the list goes on. He is the Ancient of Days. The Father.

TISSAPHERNES

Ok. Alright. He’s got some tricky names. I’ll just refer to him as Dad. Will that be alright?

DARA

She shakes her head in frustration. She stops acting flawlessly and she looks to Castiel and says…

Are you sure it’s this guy?

CASTIEL

Unfortunately, it is. I know. What can we do?

DARA

Our Heavenly Father is so very mysterious! I just don’t know why they all have to be this stupid!

She points at Tissaphernes.

I mean, can he really do it?

CASTIEL

I’m sure of it. Father is all knowing, remember?

DARA

Fine!

She turns back to Tissaphernes.

Ok, look, here’s the deal. I’m going to explain this in a very simple way. We’re in Purgatory. It’s kind of like a waiting room. There’s a big mountain over there. Do you see it?

TISSAPHERNES

He looks behind him to where Dara is pointing.

Yes! Yes, I see it. It’s huge.

DARA

Great. Normally, you would be pushing a boulder up that mountain until you reached the top.

TISSAPHERNES

That’s impossible!

DARA

Well, it’s not like you have a time limit.

CASTIEL

Basically, you have all of eternity to do it. Plenty of time to come up with some ideas. You know what I mean?

TISSAPHERNES

Right. Ok, I think. Sure. But?

DARA

But for some reason, The Lord above has favored you. Don’t ask me why.

TISSAPHERNES

That’s great, isn’t it? So, do I get like a smaller boulder? Also, I have a question. Is there gold in the mountain? How much is gold worth around here?

CASTIEL

Please stop talking Tissaphernes. For the love of God. Please.

DARA

The Almighty God thinks you deserve a second chance.

CASTIEL

Just so. Your soul was ravaged by greed upon earth. Thus, you find yourself here, in this land above hell, below heaven.

DARA

If it were not for your wife, whom you loved and cherished, you surely would have gone straight to hell.

CASTIEL

Absolutely, the love you shared has saved you from eternal damnation. After your death, she immediately freed all of your slaves, donated your inheritance and devoted her life to prayer and chastity. She really and truly is a benevolent soul. May God bless her.

TISSAPHERNES

What! That B… I mean, of course, It was written in my last will and testament. Such an obedient woman.

DARA

Stop lying. Fool. As I was saying, you have a second chance. Listen now very carefully. You will be going back upon the Earth just as you are. A spirit.

CASTIEL

Yes, and you have a mission. You are tasked with changing the fate of another Greed riddled soul. His name is Marcus Licinius Crassus.

TISSAPHERNES

Mama Mia! The General! Another impossible task! Does our “Dad” really think this is possible. I mean, I’ve heard stories about Crassus that would shed the oil off a wrestler’s back! He’s absolutely heartless!

DARA

Tissaphernes, please. You share much in common with Crassus. Perhaps this is why the Lord has given you this mission. You could be as kindred spirits. No pun intended.

CASTIEL

Look at it this way. You can accept the mission from God! Or, start pushing that boulder for what may be eternity. It’s your choice.

TISSAPHERNES

What happens if I can change Crassus? What’s in it for me?

DARA

Typical. Greedy men do nothing without compensation. Old habits do DIE hard. Sorry… it’s an expression. You will have admittance into the golden gates of heaven. Furthermore, if you really can change this man then two souls will be saved.

CASTIEL

Think hard before you make this commitment. Once you return to Earth, there will be no backing out. You will stay there until Crassus changes his ways or he passes away; in which case, you will return here.

TISSAPHERNES

That’s a no brainer! I’m going to save the sh… I. I. Yes, I accept. When do I start?

Another crash is sounded. Everything fades to black.

Int. ACT 1 – Night

SCENE 1

Crassus and Caesar are sitting across from each other on a small table in the center of camp. There are bottles of wine between them. Tissaphernes stumbles out of thin air just behind Crassus. At first, Tissaphernes hides behind Caesars back because he thinks Caesar can see him. He waves some hands at Caesar and it shows that Caesar cannot see him. Tissaphernes stands up and looks around the tent. There is a small military bed and a nightstand. The room, otherwise, is barren of furniture. A sign that the army is still on the move. Caesar and Crassus look to be in a heated conversation.

CRASSUS

Have your men recovered his body?

Tissaphernes turns his head and starts listening intently to the conversation between the two generals. With every word he reacts physically. (Actors interpretation)

CAESAR

They have not.

CRASSUS

Are all accounts sure that he is dead? How can we be sure he died?

CAESAR

I know the soldier that confirmed seeing Spartacus fall. Atilius, whom I would trust with my life, told me he witnessed Spartacus stab Crixus through the stomach. In Crixus’s last moments he brought out his side knife and drove it up through the chin of Spartacus, straight through to the top! Atilius saw Spartacus and Crixus fall together, both blades longed deep in flesh. Atilius then resumed the battle. After the battle ended, we returned personally to the spot to search for the bodies. Alas, Crixus was still there but it is clear someone had removed Spartacus for there was a trail of blood. We tracked the blood to a small creek where all signs disappeared. I have sent our best scouts out for reconnaissance. One of them have returned to inform us of a large burial pyre not 2 kilometers away. Crassus, I don’t think we will ever find his body.

CRASSUS

We will just have to convince the senate that Spartacus is dead with our soldier testimonials. It will be hard to ensure remuneration for the soldiers without it. They have fought bravely. We need to make sure they are willing to vote in our favor, with enthusiasm, if necessary.

CAESAR

Of course. Of course. It will be done. However, we will need to get them home quickly. With rest and salary and the notoriety of being part of the legion that took down Spartacus. It will be enough for any approbation we require. What of the prisoners?

CRASSUS

What do you think we should do with them Caesar?

CAESAR

Well, it is a long road home and our legions are weary. Perhaps we should strip them and have them carry our tack on the way back to Rome. With all 6,000 of them working together we could get home in half the time.

CRASSUS

No.

CAESAR

No? Why?

CRASSUS

Caesar, have you not studied the histories? This is the third slave rebellion our country has faced within the last 100 years. It has to stop.

CAESAR

There is not a plebeian in Rome who would disagree with that.

CRASSUS

That is exactly why we need to take extreme measures in this affair. We must make a prime example for Rome and all her people. If you rebel, you will pay!

CAESAR

Surely, you’re not proposing what I think you are.

CRASSUS

Exactly so Caesar. Crucify them all! All 6,000 on the road from here to Rome. Separated by 100 meters. Crucify them.

CAESAR

I understand the logic but it would be madness! We would triple the time on returning home. We would lose supplies and not to mention the labour. Our men are exhausted! Other legions will return home before us.

CRASSUS

Don’t be so short-sighted Caesar! If we don’t do this now, I am positive we will be back here again in no less than 20 years. Are you telling me that you will be willing, at that old age, to do this all over again?

Caesar bows his head. He realizes the necessity is too great and Crassus is outranking him. He must comply.

CAESAR

Very well. Crassus, if that is all, I would like to retire for the night. We begin the crucifixions in the morning.

Caesar rises and makes an exit.

CRASSUS

You will thank me later Caesar. You’re a great general my friend. Have some guards placed around the camp tonight. There are still a few bands scurrying about this land.

CAESAR

It will be done. Sleep well friend.

Caesar exits.

Tissaphernes is getting nervous, even a little bit scared. He tries to stay behind Crassus’s back. Crassus stands up from his hunched over seat and stretches his arms. He removes his armor and sits on his bed. Crassus rubs his face with both hands and lays down in bed. Tissaphernes is in the corner preparing himself to cause a disturbance. He is trying to gather courage. Unable to come up with any ideas he just starts talking.

TISSAPHERNES

Woooo. CRAAAASSUSSSSSS. Woooooo.

Crassus turns over, already asleep, he is mildly disturbed.

Crasssussssss. Wooooooo.

Tissaphernes pokes Crassus in the shoulder. Crassus swats his hand away like he is an insect.

Damn it. Wake up. This guy sleeps like a rock! Hey! Bonehead!

Tissaphernes kicks the bed. Crassus turns over to face away from Tissaphernes.

This is absurd! The schmuck. He murders and pillages all day and gets the best sleep of his life!

Tissaphernes gets frustrated and starts shaking the bed violently.

Wake up! You dumb ox! Ignoramus!

Crassus wakes up with a sword in his hands and puts it to Tissaphernes face.

TISSAPHERNES

AHHH! EEEEK!

Slowly, it dawns on Crassus that he is looking at a spirit.

CRASSUS

AHHHHH WOAAH!

Crassus tries to put distance between himself and Tissaphernes.

TISSAPHERNES

Yikes man, do you always keep a sword with you in bed? Are you insane!

CRASSUS

Crassus slowly raises a shaky finger towards Tissaphernes.

You… You’re a… A… Spirit. Are you Spartacus?

TISSAPHERNES

Tissaphernes.

CRASSUS

You… I… What?

TISSAPHERNES

Relax dude. Let’s take a couple deep breaths here. It’s not that deep. Here, let’s do it together. Breathe in. Hold it. Then breathe out.

Crassus pays no attention to Tissaphernes and rushes to the table to drink more wine straight from the bottle.

I don’t think drinking more is going to help here.

CRASSUS

I’m not dreaming.

TISSAPHERNES

Nope. Not quite. You are a damn business to get awake though! Were you really sleeping? I mean I was doing my best to scare you.

CRASSUS

Who are you, Tissaphernes? A strange name. What do you want with me?

TISSAPHERNES

Well, that is the question isn't it? I’m still a little confused, myself to be honest. One minute I was drinking with some of my friends and the next I was in this really dark place called Purgatory. Ever heard of it?

Crassus pours wine into a glass now and sits down. As he is listening to Tissaphernes, he drinks quickly.

Slow down friend! Like I was saying. I died somehow and went into the abyss. Some radiant people, shining like water in the sun, came down. They had wings coming out of their backs, can you believe it? Anyway…

CRASSUS

Hold. Stop there, spirit.

Crassus leans back. In his chair he looks up and takes a deep breath. He is coming out of shock. He collects himself and looks back at Tissaphernes.

Alright, just tell me why you’re here. No more nonsense.

TISSAPHERNES

Why am I here? Yes, well, I was sent here to save your soul. Essentially, that’s it. Can you believe that!

CRASSUS

My soul? Do you know who I am? I am Marcus Licinius Crassus! I have just quelled a slave rebellion led by the most ferocious gladiator Spartacus! I own thousands of slaves, hundreds of estates, and I am a high ranking member of the greatest country in all the land! I need no savior!

TISSAPHERNES

I have it on very good authority that none of that stuff matters actually. In fact, I am sure that is what got me stuck in the abyss in the first place.

CRASSUS

Silence, you preposterous phantom! Your lies are not humorous. I find this haunting trifling and unimaginative. Be gone with you!

TISSAPHERNES

I am not one of your servants to be dismissed! My soul is on the line here too! You stuck up, smug, haughty, audacious cretin! As Dad is my witness, I will save your wretched soul if it kills me!

CRASSUS

I have one question, Ghost.

TISSAPHERNES

Sure, what is it?

CRASSUS

Can you hurt me?

TISSAPHERNES

I am not sure but I have a very strong feeling that if I try, it will not bode well for me. So… no?

CRASSUS

Good. Great! Well, I am going back to sleep. I am a very busy man. Be a good specter and try to stay quiet.

TISSAPHERNES

Ass!

INT. SCENE 2 NIGHT

Pompey is throwing a party. He has just returned from the countryside with his soldiers. He has three soldiers with him and they are all drinking and celebrating something. They are all in military uniform. There is a great noise off stage as if men are storming into the room. Crassus enters the room furiously, followed by Caesar and another soldier. Crassus, Caesar and their soldier is also wearing military uniforms but they are not as clean as Pompey and his men. Tissaphernes enters the room last looking awed by the splendor of the room. He doesn’t know what is happening but he is smiling and happy. Crassus charges right up to Pompey and in a loud/hushed tone he says.

CRASSUS

What in the Blazing Inferno are you doing here, you bastard!

Pompey casually gives a mock gesture of surprise, still holding on to his glass of wine. He is smiling devilishly. He speaks loudly for everyone in the room to hear.

POMPEY

Whatever do you mean Crassus, we are celebrating of course. My armies have single handedly brought down the villain Spartacus.

Crassus is trying to maintain some civility although he is beset with overwhelming anger. He continues in hushed tones.

CRASSUS

You know damn well that my army killed Spartacus! You slime!

POMPEY

That is not what the senate nor the consul believes, my friend.

CRASSUS

If you don’t tell them, then I will.

POMPEY

Pompey acts as though he is scared. He looks around the room.

Fine, fine. I will make the announcement. Julia! Are you there, sweetheart? I have an announcement to make. Can you bring our friends in for a toast please?

JULIA

Just a moment dear!

Julia, Calpurnia, and Tertulla arrive into the room surrounded by a pair of female servants and a male servant who acts as a messenger.

Ah, Caesar and Crassus, how are you dears?

CALPURNIA

Calpurnia walks over to Caesar and rubs his shoulder. He is momentarily distracted from the tense situation in the room.

Husband, you are looking well.

CAESAR

You as well, my love.

Tertulla waves over at Crassus but notices he is beside himself in rage.

CRASSUS

Get. On. With. It.

POMPEY

Such impatience. I am glad you are all here to celebrate the defeat of Spartacus.

The 3 wives and the soldiers cheer when they are reminded of the death of Spartacus.

I have not told the whole truth to you yet.

Although it is true that I personally had Spartacus killed, I could not have done it without the help of Crassus here and his men who diverted all other armies that I may secure the kill myself. I propose a toast to Crassus, Caesar and his two Legions. To Rome!

ALL EXCEPT CAESAR AND CRASSUS

To Rome!

Pompey, is smiling as wide as ever now and gets close to Crassus. He leans in to Crassus’s ear.

POMPEY

The final nail on the cross? Isn’t it?

Crassus quickly tries to pull his sword from its scabbard but Caesar swiftly rests a hand on the pommel of the sword, stopping Crassus from letting his anger get the better of him.

CAESAR

Don’t let him get to you. There are other ways Crassus. Not now.

Slowly, as Crassus and Pompey stare at each other. Crassus puts his sword back and takes a step away from Pompey. Tertulla who notices that the men have reached a resolution, steps up to Crassus and Pompey.

TERTULLA

Wonderful party Pompey! I do love the wine, such a good vintage. Crassus! Put that thing away! Loosen up. I don’t know what this quarrel is all about but can it not wait? Here, have some wine!

Tertulla somewhat forces the wine into his hand and gives him a hard look. A look that says get over it. She then looks up to Caesar.

Oh Calpurnia, don’t keep Caesar all to yourself. Caesar, is it true what they say? All soldiers talk about is women when they’re on the march?

Crassus stares at Pompey and drinks all the wine in his glass in one gulp. He dismisses the other soldier with a gesture of his hands. He then gestures for Flavia, the other servant to pour him more wine. He moves to a chair in the corner of the room and sits reflectively. Pompey returns to speaking with his soldiers and Julia. Tissaphernes, who has been watching this all transpire walks over and stands next to Crassus but continues to look on. Crassus is staring at the ground.

CAESAR

Well, Tertulla, without women there would be nothing worthy to talk about. We would all be sitting around silently gambling or sharpening our swords.

TERTULLA

What a fascinating picture. Do go on.

CALPURNIA

Why don’t we retire upon the couch? Come dear, let’s all take a seat. Tell us all of your travels Caesar. Marcella! Attend us here on the couch. Bring over another vintage of wine.

MARCELLA

The red or the white madam?

CALPURNIA

One of each actually. Continue my beloved, what of the campaign?

Pompey overhears Calpurnia and gestures two of his soldiers to guard the exits. The third soldier is dismissed and he escorts Julia with him to sit next to Caesar. Crassus is a complete afterthought.

TISSAPHERNES

Boy, you got it rough.

CRASSUS

Leave me alone Spirit. I am not in the mood for this.

TISSAPHERNES

I mean, first it took like a month crucifying all those prisoners on the road to Rome. Only to get home and someone else has pulled the rug right from underneath you. That’s rough.

CRASSUS

Shut up Spirit!

TISSAPHERNES

Then! And this is the surprising part for me. Your wife it seems, a pretty young thing, gives you no comfort on your return home. Tragic. Just tragic.

CRASSUS

Gods, is there no end to it!

Crassus has raised his voice loud enough for Tertulla and Julia to look towards him. He lowers his head again and they turn back to Caesar.

TISSAPHERNES

Look at that, you might as well be dead, like me. It’s not that bad when you get used to it. Don’t need to sleep or eat anymore.

CRASSUS

Why must you haunt me endlessly Tissaphernes?

TISSAPHERNES

I have told you already. You need to change. If I can get you to stop being excessively wicked then we will both be saved from endless sorrow. First thing I think we should do, call me crazy, is to stop crucifying people. That’s just for starters. I know, to you it’s a wacky idea but it might help. Right?

CRASSUS

I suppose you’re right. Those men have been haunting my dreams of late.

All of a sudden, a crash sounds, and a short woman appears. She is wearing red and black, more red than black. Tissaphernes and Crassus are both surprised and bewildered. They both jump at her sudden appearance and then look to the group sitting on the other side of the room. No one else seems to be noticing this bizarre new arrival. She speaks.

COPIA

Wait just a minute! Wait just a minute! We have heard enough! Look you.

She points at Tissaphernes.

I’ve had a good thing going on here since you arrived. Tell me, who sent you? Are you freelance?

TISSAPHERNES

Not that it’s any of your business, but, two angels sent me here. I’m on an assignment from God. Who the hell are you?

COPIA

Copia mocks Tissaphernes here like a little kid.

“WhO tHe HeLl ArE yOu?” Curious use of the phrase. The name’s Copia, I’m from the other department chum. I’m going to need you to get lost.

CRASSUS

No one else can see you too?

COPIA

Of course not! Mortals!

CRASSUS

Mortals, what?

COPIA

Don’t worry about it. You’d have to be dead to get the joke.

CRASSUS

Two of you?

Crassus signals to Flavia again for more wine. She comes to pour the wine into his cup. She does not see Tissaphernes or Copia at all. Not even a feeling.

FLAVIA

Wine, Governor?

CRASSUS

Is the bottle full?

FLAVIA

Yes Governor.

CRASSUS

Then leave the bottle here Flavia. Thank you. One more thing, does anything seem strange to you?

FLAVIA

Strange? Um, I don’t believe so Governor. Will that be all?

CRASSUS

Yes, thanks again, you’re a great kid.

TISSAPHERNES

That’s what I’m talking about! You’re not as heartless as I thought.

COPIA

It’s all wrong! Crassus, why didn’t you try flirting with her? Pinch her butt! What’s wrong with you? Drink up! You used to be so much more fun! Get drunk! Take some harlots! Let’s get wild and crazy!

TISSAPHERNES

That’s a terrible idea. Didn’t you just see what happened here? This man is crushed! His political rival stole his glory and then his wife, over there, this very moment is practically throwing herself all over a younger man, right in front of his face.

COPIA

What’s the problem? He’s used to it. Ask him. You’re used to it right Crassus? Plus, Caesar’s totally hot. Good for her.

CRASSUS

The wine does nothing! My head! I need to get out of here.

COPIA

Yeah, ok, but first, drink all of that. Call that Flavia girl back here and…

CRASSUS

Stop! Stop!

Crassus gets up and stumbles out of the room with Tissaphernes and Copia following him and telling him what to do.

ACT II

EXT. SCENE 1 - DAY

Crassus is out prowling the streets of Rome. He is with one of his slaves and a few of his soldiers. They are looking for homes and buildings that are on fire. Tissaphernes and Copia are following Crassus but are in the middle of a debate. The soldiers are holding big jugs of water and are moving slowly. Crassus is silent and currently in a thoughtful mood.

TISSAPHERNES

How can you say that? Human beings are not just looking for pleasure.

COPIA

That’s not what I’m saying! Human beings are looking to avoid pain in all forms and so they are naturally attracted to pleasurable experiences. Like watching the Gladiators or drinking a good quality wine or good food or well, you know...

TISSAPHERNES

I can’t believe this. Not all people are as selfish as you’re implying. I didn’t make all of my money because I wanted to afford pleasurable things. I made money to provide for my family and friends. I wanted to lift up the lives of others around me.

COPIA

Crassus is not like you. He’s a real man. He wants the pleasure! Many men are like him. Actually, most men are.

TISSAPHERNES

I don’t think so. To me, Crassus is just immature, a product of his environment. Look at him. All he knows how to do is to make money. He makes money for the process. He was born into money and look at him now. All the pleasure’s cause him pain.

COPIA

I’ve heard this argument way too many times before! He makes money to get more slaves. More slaves means less work and more money. More money means better food. Better food is healthier. Money gets the best doctors, the best care, the best women, the best horses. He gets what he wants with money.

TISSAPHERNES

Alright, maybe he does get what he wants all the time but what about what he needs?

COPIA

He has everything! What else does he need?

TISSAPHERNES

What about things that money can’t buy?

COPIA

Honey, Money buys everything.

TISSAPHERNES

What about morality or… compassion or… character or, better yet, what about the Glory he wanted from killing Spartacus. Money didn’t buy him that did it?

COPIA

He was swindled! Hoodwinked! Beguiled! BAMBOOZLED! He is a victim of the most heinous of crimes! I think he should just kill Pompey and be done with the matter.

TISSAPHERNES

That’s how you would solve all the world's problems: Copia, with the sword or the salary.

COPIA

Of course!

TISSAPHERNES

What’s that sound?

Crassus has been listening to the two apparitions speak to each other. However, now a bell is ringing in the distance and he turns towards the sound standing at attention.

CRASSUS

That’s an emergency! Maximpor, guards, make haste! Hurry to the sound of the bell. I smell fortune!

Crassus chases after the bell from one side of the stage to the other. There is a woman, immaculate in her white vestments. There are splashes of red on her shawl and embroidered red roses on her dress. She is standing in front of the burning house. As Crassus and his retinue arrive they stop in front of her and her house.

CRASSUS

A virgin! Of the Goddess Vesta! Low, what a tragedy! Your house is a flaming timber Priestess!

LICINIA

How observant, Councilor. Thank Vesta you’ve come. She does care for the hearth and home!

Tissaphernes secretly leans over to Crassus and says.

TISSAPHERNES

Vesta doesn’t exist.

CRASSUS

Fear not Priestess! I and my men are more than capable and fully equipped for extinguishing this conflagration, for a price.

MAXIMPOR

Governor, I would have a word.

CRASSUS

Silence, Maximpor! Can’t you see the immediacy of the situation?

MAXIMPOR

Yes, however…

CRASSUS

Oh Hush! My lady, we may get started with a price. You must sell me the entire property, effective immediately. Only then will we put out this fire. By all means, name your price, and may I suggest you do it quickly!

LICINIA

Only an acceptable price for I have lived here since my vocation began. It would be a bitter affection to be forced away from the building. It has grown on me. The location is perfect.

CRASSUS

Are you not in dire straits Priestess? Shouldn't you be negotiating more rapidly?

LICINIA

Why? No. I don’t care for possessions. We can bargain freely. I don’t believe the fire will catch on to the neighboring buildings. If it bothers you, maybe you can put out the fire and we shall discuss the settlement afterwards.

CRASSUS

Beautiful and astute. You are a dangerous woman.

COPIA

Tell her that the price is her virginity!

TISSAPHERNES

No! Just put out the fire. You don’t need the estate Crassus. Have a heart! She may not serve the correct God but it is indisputable that she is exceptionally beautiful and that’s got to count for something! She looks like my wife, actually.

LICINIA

Interested?

Licinia makes an effort to use her feminine wiles to persuade Crassus to just go put out the fire. This will have to be interpreted by the actor.

CRASSUS

In the house, yes. What are you insinuating?

LICINIA

300 gold coins and my rent free for life. Take it or let it burn down.

COPIA

Oh, I like her!

TISSAPHERNES

Take it! It’s obviously a feint. You will have the leverage. It’s obviously too much money. She will still be morally indebted to you!

CRASSUS

Consider it done. Maximpor! The jugs! Put out this fire!

MAXIMPOR

Quite right, Governor!

Maximpor and the two soldiers go on to drench the fire in water from the water jugs. While they are at work the conversation continues.

CRASSUS

Priestess, are you free tonight? Would you like to be my escort?

LICINIA

How bold. You do know that I am a Vestal Virgin? What is the motive of your request?

CRASSUS

Gentle, I assure you. I find you to be most respectable. You are incredibly adroit. I wish to pick your brain for wisdom, guidance, and perhaps frivolity, especially frivolity. You must admit, I have resolved our business in personal misfortune. A merit to your acumen, of course.

LICINIA

Charming. Does putting out the fires of helpless damsels get you many dates?

CRASSUS

This is a most extraordinary circumstance, my lady. I do not usually meet such a spectacular woman. As fascinating as you are unattainable.

LICINIA

Excellent! I will accompany you. What is the dress?

CRASSUS

Care not! I will have my most comprehensive slaves come around 7 to pick you up. They will spare no expense on whatever it is you wish to wear. I hope to see you again soon in good spirits. Soldiers!

COPIA

Tell her not to be ashamed of revealing anything! She will get the meaning!

TISSAPHERNES

Behave you Heathen!

CRASSUS

Till then my honeyed cleric! Soldiers away!

EXT. SCENE II - NIGHT

Crassus is sitting up on a hillside with an empty chair next to him. There are guards and female attendants around him. Down, to his right is a large gated pit where four men are practicing their fighting techniques. There will be a gladiator fight starting soon. There are many servants running around and Crassus is giving orders. Tissaphernes and Copia are standing behind him speaking to each other.

TISSAPHERNES

I love what you have done with the place. Crassus, where is Tertulla, your wife?

CRASSUS

Lurking about the city, I presume.

COPIA

And what of the Gorgeous Caesar?

CRASSUS

Ha! He is a true Roman! Stole the heart of a demon!

COPIA

Shut up! He’s pretty and tall. That’s all.

TISSAPHERNES

He’s a loser, no one will remember him! Crassus, what's with all the pomp and ceremony?

CRASSUS

Impressions, Tissaphernes. When was the last time you held a party?

TISSAPHERNES

Actually, I don’t remember my past life as clearly as I could a month ago.

CRASSUS

Maybe that is for the better. These days we make great impressions. For the fair priestess I am going to show her all the spoils of war during peace time. What do you think she will say?

COPIA

She’ll rip her clothes off immediately!

TISSAPHERNES

Oh won’t you shut up, you idiot!

Leonardo, one of the Gladiators from the pit speaks up directly to Crassus.

LEONARDO

General! What is the theme of this fight? What weapons do you prefer?

CRASSUS

Fishing! Equip yourselves with hooks and nets, along with the swords! I don’t want to see any deaths though Leonardo! No death! Fight well, but I want to see you boys ready again in a fortnight!

LEONARDO

It will be done, General!

CRASSUS

Retainers! The Priestess will be here soon. It is already past sunset!

MARCELLA

My lord! The priestess will be here momentarily!

CRASSUS

Have you heard from any of the other parties?

MARCELLA

The others were vague in response. Only Calpurnia has assured me of her willingness to come when Caesar has finished some business.

CRASSUS

Excellent. Please have some wine brought, Marcella. Also, summon Maximpor for me please.

Marcella exits calling for Maximpor and Flavia.

COPIA

Caesar is coming after all! It will be a good night.

TISSAPHERNES

Honestly, I don’t know what you see in him. He’s just a simpleton.

Maximpor arrives and comes to where Crassus is sitting. Flavia comes with the wine and as Maximpor and Crassus are speaking she places bottles of wine on the table and arranges glasses. She goes off and on the stage many times to set the table while Crassus and Maximpor are speaking.

MAXIMPOR

General, you called for me?

CRASSUS

Something has been bothering me Maximpor. This afternoon, while I was speaking with the Priestess Licinia, you interrupted me twice. What do you have to say for yourself?

MAXIMPOR

Forgive me General but now I am afraid to say what was on my mind.

CRASSUS

Nonsense! I order you to speak!

MAXIMPOR

Please don’t be cross with your humble servant.

CRASSUS

Out with it!

MAXIMPOR

Well sir, the story goes like this. About a month ago, while you were on campaign, we were busy on fire patrol just like today. It was in the very same neighborhood from this afternoon. We heard a bell and raced to the home of a young woman. She was in great distress and we managed to buy her property for a mere 50 gold coins. The fire was small and she was very distressed.

CRASSUS

Great! Just like I taught you!

MAXIMPOR

Yes, however, this afternoon I was trying to tell you that the woman we saved then was the very same Vestal Virgin we helped today. Please don’t be mad!

Crassus puts his head in his hands. He is shaking with anger.

CRASSUS

Maximpor, are you telling me that I just re-purchased my own property AND gave the Virgin free rent for life?

COPIA

Wow, that girls’ better than I thought.

Tissaphernes laughs extensively.

TISSAPHERNES

Ha! She got you good! You heartless worm! I told you to just put out the fire for her! Now look at you! Take the “L”! I think I’m in love with this Licinia!

CRASSUS

Remarkable. Truly remarkable. Maximpor! You are dismissed. Go inform the Gladiators that they should start within the hour.

MAXIMPOR

Yes, General.

TISSAPHERNES

Are you not angry Crassus?

CRASSUS

No, quite the contrary. I think I am in love.

COPIA

What? That’s strange, even for me.

CRASSUS

This Licinia, she is not a normal person. I can’t stop thinking about her. She has devoted herself for thirty years of servitude yet, with the demeanor of a saint she openly flirts with me when it is advantageous to do so. She is daring and intelligent. Honestly, I don’t believe I have even met a Man that can boast her level of audacity. Furthermore, I have only met this woman once! What else can it be, but love?

TISSAPHERNES

You are a whirlwind of emotion! Just yesterday you were willing to throw hands with Pompey in his palatial dwelling and today you’ve literally fallen in love with a woman with whom you just met and hardly even know. Take a break mortal.

COPIA

Ha! Good one. I actually agree with Tissaphernes here. You don’t need to bring feelings into this. Just seduce this virgin and toss her to the side.

TISSAPHERNES

Wrong! That’s not what I meant. Crassus, you should just take it slow here. Get to know her a little bit. You might be right to have fallen in love but look how your last affair has turned out with Tertulla.

Maximpor steps up to make an announcement of guests arriving to the party.

MAXIMPOR

Announcing General Julius Caesar and his wife Calpurnia, General Pompey, the slayer of Spartacus and his wife Julia, and, last but not least, the elegant Tertulla!

CRASSUS

Crassus leans over to whisper to Tissaphernes.

Tertulla paid him to say “elegant”.

Julius Caesar comes onto the stage first with Calpurnia locking arms with him on his right and Tertulla locking arms with him on his left. He is smiling and happy. Pompey and Julia come behind them locking arms as they walk in. Pompey looks serious and Julia looks happy. The group walk over to where Crassus is sitting.

CAESAR

Hello General. Are you feeling better today?

CRASSUS

Much better, thank you.

TERTULLA

You were acting very strange last night husband.

Tertulla leans closer to Crassus in order to speak in a hushed tone.

Caesar has told me of the problem with Pompey. Don’t worry I am sure you will get revenge soon enough.

Tertulla pats Crassus on the back. The other nobles arrive to the table and sit down next to Crassus. Of course, every actor should ignore Copia and Tissaphernes. Flavia and Marcella busy themselves with serving wine and foods.

POMPEY

Well, when will these brutes start chopping each other to pieces? We came to watch Gladiators, what are they doing down there, sewing nets?

CRASSUS

I am waiting for another guest to arrive. She is from the temple of Vesta. I have invited her to bless the home.

JULIA

Really, I have never considered you a religious man, Crassus.

COPIA

Uh, tell her to keep her opinions to herself.

CRASSUS

No, not at all. I just find peace of mind knowing our estate has the blessing of the gods.

Maximpor steps up to make another announcement.

MAXIMPOR

Introducing, the esteemed priestess, Licinia.

Licinia arrives on stage dressed very beautifully. She walks with an atmosphere of knowledge and wisdom. Crassus stands up and races to meet her. He escorts her to the table where all the others are seated.

CRASSUS

Maximpor! Have the Gladiators begin! This way, Licinia. I would like to introduce you to my cohorts.

POMPEY

Cohorts, preposterous. There are ladies present. Not only do you lack punctuality but discourtesy has become a crutch as well.

CRASSUS

This hideous animal speaking is General Pompey and his enchanting wife Julia.

JULIA

Priestess, it is charming to meet you.

Pompey just nods his head to the woman.

CRASSUS

Next to them is my personal statistician, Caesar and his studied wife Calpurnia.

CALPURNIA

Yes, we have met before. Licinia and I are of the same neighborhood. It is good to see that you are still making waves where waves are strongest. We must catch up soon dear. I fear the games may prove boorish and shallow without great wine and honest discourse.

CAESAR

It is an honor to bask in your benevolence dear priestess. May the games find you in levity and brightness tonight.

LICINIA

It is an honor.

Crassus intentionally does not introduce his wife to Licinia and instead turns Licinia around to walk nearer to the gladiators fighting.

TERTULLA

Well, I never! Ruthless old man!

JULIA

I’m sure there was nothing meant in the gesture.

CALPURNIA

There’s nothing to worry about. Let’s have a toast to the games and to venue. May it be blessed genuinely!

The conversation of the nobility fades into the background. They must continue to speak to each other quietly as to give the impression that things are being said. The conversation between Licinia and Crassus are more important. Of course, Copia and Tissaphernes are following Crassus.

CRASSUS

Take a look at my gladiators here. Do they not inspire your imagination?

LICINIA

Not particularly, no.

CRASSUS

What about my gardens? Plants from all across the empire! Surely you have some interest in them?

LICINIA

They are beautiful. Is it true what is being rumored?

CRASSUS

Rumors? What rumors?

LICINIA

Did you make the claim of killing Spartacus yourself?

CRASSUS

I did not personally kill him but he died in battle against my Centurions. Yes.

LICINIA

Is it true or are you seeking glory?

CRASSUS

It is absolute fact! That pig up there raced home after the campaign to claim the glory for himself.

LICINIA

I am told the battlefield was not far from the capital. What kept your armies from returning?

CRASSUS

My duty to the Empire! We crucified 6,000 men on the road back to Rome! The slaves will never again rise up. I guarantee it.

LICINIA

How could you? I mean really… how can a man do this?

CRASSUS

I do what must be done. In fact, …

LICINIA

Before you speak, I need to know something, in honesty.

CRASSUS

I will not deny you.

LICINIA

I assumed you to be a smart man. Keeping your attendants with me was a delicate move to ensure I would come. However, surely, by now you realize what I have done. Your servant must have told you. Thus, why am I here, alive and well.

TISSAPHERNES

You are here because he loves you.

CRASSUS

Under other circumstances, I would have killed you. More probably, I would have at least cancelled and sworn you to secrecy. However, I believe there is coincidence within our meeting.

LICINIA

Coincidence? I’m not in danger then?

CRASSUS

Of course not.

LICINIA

Great, I will speak freely then. I find you to be an evil villain to the people. To me, you are a greedy, narcissistic, and repulsive individual who seeks profit at the expense of others.

COPIA

Nailed it! You’re welcome love.

LICINIA

You murder people who have fought for their freedom. You own human beings and take advantage of the weakest among our people. What business do you have with me? Coincidence. As if! Speak your peace before I leave this burlesque travesty you call a home.

TISSAPHERNES

God above, now is your chance. Don’t mess this up Crassus. She is authentic. Forget what I said before. Pour your heart out man! This woman is a diamond in the rough. Do you want to go to hell?

COPIA

Slap the bitch! She’s way out of line. Take her now while the iron is hot! Tissaphernes is a liar! There is no life after death. Get what you can while its right in front of your eyes.

Crassus shuts his eyes tight.

CRASSUS

You’re right. Everything you’ve said is true. I have spent my whole life forcing my will on others, giving my life the greatness other people have only dreamed of. I did it because to me these things come easy.

Licinia huffs and tries to leave. Crassus holds her arm and she turns back to him.

This should be easier to say! Gods above!

TISSAPHERNES

God. Singular.

CRASSUS

Oh, shut up!

LICINIA

I beg your pardon?

CRASSUS

No, wait. Licinia, I am being haunted by a… by a… by my past. Something is changing. Inside me, I can feel something new. I mean, look around. Look at all these things. I’ve killed for this, all these things but what will happen when I die? Suddenly, I wake up to feeling like soon it will all be over and how will I be remembered? The moon itself is easily forgotten when other lives are filled with inner light. Will I be forgotten just as easily? Look at those fools laughing on the hillside! Is that all there is to life?

Crassus points to the nobility who are watching the Gladiators fight each other. They are all eagerly watching the games.

LICINIA

You asked me here to show me all these things? Your power? Your influence? What all the darkness of the world is this all about? I’m not quite sure I understand.

CRASSUS

No! Well, yes, at first, I did invite you here to show you these things but now, even as I look at you, I know. I know I love you.

Licinia is totally caught off guard and reacts by laughing out loud in disbelief. She genuinely believes Crassus is playing a joke on her.

COPIA

Gross. If you were planning on getting lucky tonight then you are sorely mistaken player. You never play the love card! What have I always told you.

TISSAPHERNES

I think that went well.

Licinia is starting to calm down and is realizing that Crassus is serious.

LICINIA

Ha. Uh. Oh. You’re serious, aren’t you?

Crassus is quiet and staring into Licinia’s eyes looking for an answer.

Look, Crassus, we’ve only just met. You’re a politician. You’re a general. I’m a Vestal Virgin and you’re married! It goes against all my teachings to even be speaking about this with a man. Are you crazy?

CRASSUS

I am aware. I have everything I could ever want in this world. Everything any man would want. But I think I need you. Words have not been made that would help me explain this any better.

LICINIA

Ok, ok, ok, have all the things you told me tonight been fact? Did you truly do all those things you said? Are you really trying to change? Do you really think you love me after I have just told you how much I despise you?

CRASSUS

Yes.

LICINIA

I can’t do this!

Licinia runs off the stage. The encounter was much more than she was expecting. She believes Crassus to be insane.

TISSAPHERNES

Ah, love. It is beautiful to watch.

CRASSUS

What are you talking about? She thinks I’m crazy!

TISSAPHERNES

Crazy, in love!

Copia has been watching the gladiators fight since Crassus confessed his love. She now turns to Crassus.

COPIA

You screwed that up. Let’s see you get drunk.

Crassus walks back to the table on the hill where Pompey, Caesar, Calpurnia, Julia, and Tertulla are sitting. The spirits are high and the gladiator games are coming to an end. Some other women have joined the servants helping to clear plates and pour wine. Tissaphernes and Copia follow Crassus as he sits down. There is a small string band that starts to set up and play music in the background.

POMPEY

What happened to the priestess, old man? Did you scare her off with your ancient mask? I mean, it looks as though you have just heard news of your wife having another baby.

Pompey drunkenly turns to Tertulla. Crassus nods his head and gets one of the servants to pour him wine.

You’re not pregnant again, are you Tertulla? Who’s the father this time?

Tertulla is also drunk and only half hears what Pompey has said. Crassus is sitting at the end next to Pompey. Julia is in between Pompey and Tertulla. Caesar is sitting in between Tertulla and Calpurnia.

TERTULLA

Pregnant? Oh, I never want to have another youngster ever again! They completely ruined my frame. It’s only thanks to eating less and hard sport that I still have my good looks!

POMPEY

Here, here! Isn’t that the truth. And what sport would that be my dear Tertulla? The horizontal tango?

TERTULLA

Dancing! I would love to! Come Caesar, let’s have a dance!

CAESAR

Oh no, I couldn’t.

TERTULLA

Come on! Calpurnia, you don’t mind, do you?

CALPURNIA

Of course not! Take him away! He’s had too much wine anyway, a good dance would perk up his disposition.

CAESAR

Crassus, may I have a dance?

Crassus makes a mumbling sound but continues to drink his wine.

TERTULLA

Forget about that old Fuddy Duddy. He’s been a real boor since you men came back from campaign. Honestly! Let’s go Caesar!

Tertulla and Caesar step to the side to share a dance. Julia and Calpurnia start clapping and encouraging them. They are both a little drunk as well.

JULIA

Husband, would you mind ever so much if I had the next dance?

POMPEY

With Caesar? That would be fine my love. How about some more wine? Serena! Her glass is empty!

Serena comes with a jug and pours more wine for Julia. Julia smiles at her and pats Pompey on the shoulder before looking back at the dance and clapping quietly now. Pompey looks on with a smile.

COPIA

You should really kill this inferior human being. He is beneath you in every way. Look at how he smiles. Like a serpent he slithers around you, coiling his words around your throat, tighter and tighter as his insults spew from his mouth like vile contaminates. Within every remark is disguised a dagger. He mocks your wife; he steals your glory. You have nothing to lose! Your chances with the priestess are over, and Tissaphernes has proven himself a fool! Listen to me now. It would be an easy thing to pick up that knife and drive it straight and true into his beating breast!

TISSAPHERNES

Woah! Slow down there. Aren’t you being a little bit too maniacal, Copia? What’s wrong with you?

COPIA

I am not saying anything he doesn’t already feel. Isn’t that right Crassus?

TISSAPHERNES

You are the only one here that sounds like a snake. Listen to yourself!

COPIA

Ah, I can feel the hatred oozing from him. He is positively radiating hatred!

Copia is making gestures like she is getting high off of some narcotic. She is behaving unusually. Crassus whispers to himself.

CRASSUS

Something must be done. Something must be done. Something must be done.

POMPEY

What’s that Crassus? I can’t hear a word you’re saying but lo I can see your mouth moving. If you have something to say then let it out man!

Calpurnia comes to dance with her husband and moves Tertulla out of the way. Tertulla looks sour but goes back to sit on the table with the others.

You don’t need to sit here and sulk all night. Look at the bright side, there is no dispute, you are the wealthiest man in all of Rome. You don’t need glory anymore, especially at your age.

TERTULLA

Yes. Life is good. We are like children with the keys to the toybox. Crassus, you are a great man. No one will ever question that.

CRASSUS

Something must be done! I must earn Glory before my time is up!

POMPEY

For what purpose?

CRASSUS

Awe shut up! I would slap you if it were not deemed animal abuse!

TERTULLA

Crassus!

POMPEY

No, Tertulla, its alright. The man has something he would like to get off his chest. Don’t you?

TERTULLA

Oh gods, if it’s such a big deal to you then go conquer something why don’t you! Like some barbarians.

CRASSUS

Woman, you have never said anything superior as what you have just said. I’m going conquer the Parthians! I will claim all the land to the East and return home a national hero!

POMPEY

Pompey mockingly says.

Ha, Great! Good luck getting the senate to back you! Especially after your recent lack of success.

CRASSUS

To the Underworld with the Senate! I don’t need them! I don’t need anyone! I don’t need anyone!

Crassus throws his wineglass to the floor and everyone looks to him as he screams his final words. The cast freezes for seconds before the end of the scene.

ACT III

EXT. SCENE 1 – DAY

Weeks have passed since the gladiator party. Licinia is standing around with a group of Vestal Virgins that have accompanied her to wait in the street. Licinia is wringing her hands in anticipation. She is worried. The priestesses with her are trying to calm her. They are out in the open street with people hustling about in their daily errands.

TARPEIA

You must remain calm. This man is a demonstrative authority within the city. However, I have never known Crassus to be this impulsive. Again, tell us what he has written to you?

LICINIA

His letters are bizarre. He writes of a bitter hatred of all men and in the same sentence he weeps for the lives of simple creatures he has seen murdered in the games. He writes of a terminal illness and composes poems of the frailty of life.

GEGANIA

That is indeed bizarre.

LICINIA

I swear it has me worried. He is a pillar of our society. If such a powerful person has such distressing conditions, then surely our Republic must be in defilement.

TARPEIA

Do you really gather such a desperate sensitivity? It just seems too strange to be believed.

LICINIA

Yes! Tarpeia! You must believe me! When he came to me weeks ago, I took him for a complete lunatic but now, after our correspondence, I know him to be extremely brilliant, reflective and passionate. Something in the past week has thoroughly shaken him. We must, at all costs, prevent him from leaving the city.

GEGANIA

Or what?

LICINIA

Or, I fear, he will be dead within the month!

TARPEIA

Licinia, are your motives here purely theological? I sense that you may be harboring feelings for this man. I mean, you have been devoting much of your time to his cause as of late.

Licinia laughs nervously. As if the idea is completely ridiculous. There is something in the laugh that does not want to be revealed.

LICINIA

Of course not! The Triumvirate is like a table and Pompey, Crassus and Caesar are the legs. If any one of these men die it would be, potentially, a civil war. Do you think a table carrying an Empire can stand on two legs?

GEGANIA

It would leave a gigantic hole of power should one of them disappear.

LICINIA

Exactly!

GEGANIA

Is that why we have secured a veto from Caesar?

TARPEIA

What kind of power does the veto hold?

LICINIA

As Caesar himself has rejected Crassus from entering into warfare with any neighboring states, Crassus would need to stay in Rome to continue his work in the Senate.

TARPEIA

That’s wonderful. Then there really is no need to seem as anxious is there?

LICINIA

I wouldn’t worry, but I had a terrible nightmare last night. If I had not woken up, I actually would have seen it as reality. The vision was as actual to life as I am to you right now!

GEGANIA

What happened in this dream Licinia?

LICINIA

I was walking within a large estate somewhere near my home. The rooms were all empty but I could faintly hear sobbing and weeping coming from one of the adjacent rooms. Whenever I walked into a new room, it was empty but the weeping became louder. Finally, after this continued many more times and I could not believe the crying could get any louder until I entered a final room. I knew it to be the easternmost room. There I was met with a sickening surprise. In that room was a strange looking man, almost a ghostly cast to his features as I could see through him faintly. Behind where the man was standing was an unlit funeral pyre. In terror, I asked the man “who is lying there on the pyre?” His response to me was “A lone commander on a slope, pushing up his sinful load.” At that, there was a riotous cry as if thousands of people raised their throats in pain. The pyre ignited behind the specter. I awoke then, in a fevered sweat thinking instinctively of Crassus. I swear this to be a prophesy!

TARPEIA

Spooky!

A horned instrument is sounded in the distance. From off the stage, we can hear the sound of marching. Within a matter of moments Crassus and his soldiers appear upon the stage marching directly in the path of the Vestal Virgins.

CRASSUS

Halt!

The line of soldiers stops at the command. Crassus looks at the vestal virgins and keeps his stare on Licinia. He waits. Tissaphernes and Copia are there with Crassus.

TISSAPHERNES

She has come to see you off. Our letters have worked! Look at the concern in her eyes! It is obvious that she loves you now!

COPIA

Oh, she looks much more vulnerable now. I can feel the lust in her eyes too. It is unmistakable.

TISSAPHERNES

Be sweet to her now friend. Abandon this war and choose the love that is right in front of you! I believe this is your final hour! Don’t let your humanity get in the way of the divine!

COPIA

You will not listen to Tissaphernes. You are done listening. It is time to act. Your time is ending soon. At least now you will be remembered for eternity in the heart of battle. Where all men are elevated into legend.

Licinia is caught up in her emotions. She is shedding tears and slowly walks up to Crassus. Tissaphernes and Copia become quiet as the watch her walk close.

CRASSUS

When you come around, everything else disappears. The clouds slowly fade from the sky when you are around. The night becomes a day. Licinia. All my worries evaporate.

LICINIA

Stop. This is for you.

Licinia hands Crassus the veto from Caesar. He takes some time to read it. Then, he looks up.

CRASSUS

You went to Caesar. When?

LICINIA

It doesn’t matter. You cannot leave. Please, turn around.

CRASSUS

Impossible. Step aside.

LICINIA

I will stop you then. With the authority of the church. To move against us will ruin your already impaired reputation. Do you risk complete infamy?

CRASSUS

Clever to the end. Move aside or I will slay all the priestesses but you. Can you live with their blood on your hands?

LICINIA

Can you live with my heart in yours?

A disembodied voice is heard from off the stage. Someone is heard running to the front. Crassus leans forward and gives something to Licinia. She lowers his voice and speaks. He takes her hand and kisses it.

CRASSUS

You will never understand my dear. Take this and hide it. My final letter, open it when word of my return has come.

POMPEY

Hold! Hold, I say!

Pompey runs onto the stage and separates Crassus from Licinia. He is with some guards from the city. They immediately move all the Virgins out of the way.

I hereby veto Caesar’s vote. You are free to go! Crassus! I wish you all the best! Good luck on your campaign. Let it be known, my guards here have orders to strike down any who come in the way of the Roman Hero Marcus Licinius Crassus! Hail! Let him through!

Pompey needs to over act to sell that Pompey is mocking Crassus one final time. As Crassus looks around, he stares once again into Licinia’s eyes. He gives a look of supreme sadness briefly before he turns to his army once again.

CRASSUS

March on!

INT. SCENE II – NIGHT

In a small room lit with candlelight, Licinia is sitting alone. She is reading a book quietly. From outside the door a small messenger arrives to give her a letter.

MESSANGER BOY

Letter for you miss!

Licinia is handed the letter and the little boy runs off. She slowly looks at the letter from the outside flipping it over a few times as she walks back to where she was sitting. She unrolls the letter.

LICINIA

It’s been several weeks since I have received a letter. Who could this be from? I wonder.

As she takes a look at the contents within the letter she recoils in horror and knocks many things down around her causing a lot of noise. Within seconds someone comes from outside the room to see if Licinia is alright.

TARPEIA

What happened? Are you alright?

Licinia is shaking and covering her eyes. She manages to point to the letter. Tarpeia walks over and picks up the letter and begins to read.

It’s a memorandum. Would you like me to read it?

LICINIA

Please.

TARPEIA

“To all it may concern. It has come to the attention of the Imperial Court that one of our very own has fallen in battle. Marcus Licinius Crassus, preeminent co-operator of the Roman Triumvirate has died in glorious battle while engaging the Parthians in Conquest for Rome. Although he did not manage any success in the endeavor, he is said to have shown true courage and adept strategy on the battlefield. It disheartens all of the empire to hear of the passing of such a strong pillar in our society. If you are reading this missive, it is due to Crassus’s own foresight and prudence, in case anything should befall his lofty goals. Our thoughts and prayers are with you.”

Oh, there is a postscript. Would you like me to read this as well?

LICINIA

Yes, please continue.

TARPEIA

Licinia, I am not sure exactly how the news of his death will find you. I’m not certain of the nature of your relationship with my good friend and mentor Crassus. I feel that I must write to you regardless of the circumstances, if not for you, then at least in my own foolish attempt at closure. As you may know, I have grown quite close to our mutual friend over the past few years. Subsequently, I would think that there are few others on this world who really understood the man. He could be described as a difficult man to be around. Many of his most loyal soldiers would agree that he was more or less a hard ass. Despite that, he was always fair to a fault. He was a courageous ally and a terrifying enemy. This is not the man I will remember most though. I will remember a man that fought for the people of this empire, not because of personal gain but because he knew in his heart it was what gave his life meaning. During our long conversations on campaign, he would often confide in me his deepest desires for the empire, no, the world even. He always felt that a strong empire brought peace and harmony to all people therein. In fact, I remember a particularly exposing moment when he confessed a total disbelief of a utopian society ever existing in such a relentlessly brutal world. In his mind, it was completely impossible. Naturally, I asked him, in the face of such a world, what is the purpose of law, of order, of the empire itself. His answer, I will always remember as long as I live. At least we try. You see, he could be very contemplative and philosophical, and in knowing this man, his actions made him a much more impressive specimen. When we returned from the campaign against Spartacus, I sensed in Crassus a profound shift in his demeanor. It was as if his very personality changed one hundred and eighty degrees. He felt great remorse for slaying ex slaves, people who were fighting for their freedom. Of course, our whole army shook upon the defeat of Spartacus for although he was a menace to society, deep down, his was a fight all men could respect. On the road home, crucifying those thousands of men, it left an indelible mark upon us all, especially the man who made the command. I think that was why he ultimately reached out to you. In my personal opinion I feel as though he was seeking some kind of redemption from his past. What is more revealing is that shortly after our return he travelled to a prominent physician for a routine evaluation. Something that is done by all commanders after returning from battle. I was the only one he disclosed this information to. He was diagnosed with an end stage illness, one which he would never recover from. Indeed, no one knew exactly how long he had left to live. It could have been years; it could have been weeks. And, in spite of all that, the man decided to live all the brighter. I believe he may have first met you a short time after receiving the news. Perhaps, this was why he insisted on obtaining the glory that was stolen by Pompey. I shall never know. I wished for him to tell this information to his loved ones most but, as was his way, he stayed stubborn. I hope that now, at his end, this knowledge may serve to give you a more complete view of a man who I consider to have found no greater a love than the one he found in you. It is truly tragic that he found it upon the deadline of his days. The sunset of some can be quite mysterious. Honestly, he spoke about you feverishly. He was never one to seek out affection from women. After all, a man who has as much prominence in our realm of influence hardly has trouble with women. He never knew him to even speak much of his own wife outside of political influence. With you, however, something was different. As a result, I know he turned to you more often than to even I. I offer you my upmost and sincere condolences. May Vesta help shine a light on your bereavement. If there is anything I can do within my power to ease your sorrow, I am leaving you with an open line of communication. My messengers are hence at your disposal. Farewell, Licinia. May the gods smile upon your fate.

The post script is signed by Julius Caesar.

Tarpeia slowly sets the letter down and looks at Licinia. Licinia is sobbing quietly. Tarpeia goes to hold Licinia.

LICINIA

Please, Tarpeia, I would like to be alone.

TARPEIA

Very well, can I bring you anything?

LICINIA

No. Please, just solitude.

TARPEIA

Just call me if you change your mind.

Tarpeia walks off the stage out of the room. Licinia rises as if surprised by herself. She walks over to a corner of her room and pulls out another letter. It is the letter that Crassus gave her upon his departure from Rome.

LICINIA

“Open when I return.” Ha! What a majestic return! Since you are never coming back, I see no reason not to open the letter now.

Licinia opens the letter. It is a short note.

Licinia, the love of my life. It’s too bad I have such little of it left. Ideally, I wanted to spend many years with you. I dream of building a small home on the sea away from the rush of the city. I would build it and wait there for you to complete your service to Vesta. Together, we would live there taunting and teasing each other for the rest of our years. Somehow, with you I know I could learn to be generous. In those years, I would learn to give as if it was my only nature, returning all that I had acquired in conquest and subjugation. Alas, I am not afforded that time. So, my dear, I give it all to you. Within this note you will see an enclosed deed to all properties I own. They are yours now. All my wealth, aside from that which I feel is owed to Tertulla for our children, is now yours. Please do with it something that would bring joy to this rotten heavenly body. I see now, that is what I should have been doing from the beginning. I trust you will find good use for it all. When you think of me, please think upon me fondly. I care not for the glory anymore as long as you alone can always find love in your heart for me. Farewell. My love.

Licinia chokes up at reading this letter and falls to her knees in the middle of the stage. All fades to black. Silent. In the darkness we can hear her crying. End.

Epilogue

Tissaphernes and Crassus appear together in a ghostly appearance in the center of the stage. Crassus looks around almost as if he thinks he is alone. He sees that Tissaphernes is there standing with him. Tissaphernes gives him a knowing look.

TISSAPHERNES

I know, it’s weird right? This is it! This is what I was trying to tell you about!

CRASSUS

Where are we?

TISSAPHERNES

Purgatory. This is where I came right after I died. I don’t know why we are both here now. I thought that note would have secured us in Heaven for sure!

CRASSUS

Where is Copia, did she not come with you?

TISSAPHERNES

I don’t know where she came from. God, I am glad she’s gone now though! What a b…

A loud crash sounds in the distance. A bright light shines down from the sky. In the light come two figures. The two enlightened figures walk on stage. Angels.

TISSAPHERNES

Here we go again.

CRASSUS

I know you! How do I know them, Tissaphernes? In all my years I know I have never met them. But, somehow I know them.

TISSAPHERNES

Yeah, things get super strange here. Believe me…

DARA

You know us as we have known you.

TISSAPHERNES

Again! You guys need to come up with some better replies. Come on, what does that even mean?

CASTIEL

Peace, Tissaphernes. Peace to you as well Crassus.

TISSAPHERNES

So, How did I do? I got this guy to turn over a new leaf right? I mean there was nothing I could do about his killing all those slaves at the beginning! You gave me such little time! But the other stuff, he changed at the end.

CRASSUS

More than you will ever know.

DARA

We know Crassus. You have done well. God is pleased.

CRASSUS

Only one God?

CASTIEL

Yes, the Holiest of Holies.

TISSAPHERNES

Sounds like he needs a tailor.

DARA

Blasphemy!

TISSAPHERNES

Relax, it was just a joke.

CRASSUS

What do we do now? If God is pleased with us, then what will he have us do?

TISSAPHERNES

Right, are we not allowed into the golden gates of heaven?

DARA

Unfortunately, no. I am sorry, by dear Tissaphernes. God is pleased with you, very pleased. You even wrestled with one of the enemies, we were not made aware of her until it was too late. Still, you did good.

TISSAPHERNES

Don’t tell me! Don’t you dare say it! The mountain? Really?

CRASSUS

What mountain?

TISSAPHERNES

That one over there! The one you can’t even make out at its peak! That one!

CRASSUS

What of it?

TISSAPHERNES

Tell him! Go ahead tell him. I’m not telling him! I can’t believe this! After all I’ve done!

CASTIEL

You, Crassus and Tissaphernes, are tasked with rolling a boulder up that mountain until you reach the summit. However, there is a change…

TISSAPHERNES

Oh ho! A change, this I gotta hear. What is it, we get a balloon?

CASTIEL

You can share the boulder.

DARA

Yes and a particularly smaller one than before. It shouldn't take you more than a few centuries, tops.

CRASSUS

Is this a joke?

TISSAPHERNES

I’m afraid not, friend. We’re stuck here.

CASTIEL

Oh, it’s not that bad. Anyway, it may not be that long after all. Word up in heaven is God may be sending his only son down to earth pretty soon. He’s like the savior of the whole human race.

DARA

Absolutely! Once he goes to Earth, it will only be a matter of time before he comes to swipe you guys up from death. Isn’t that wonderful?

CRASSUS

And how long will we have to wait before that happens?

CASTIEL

I don’t know, around a hundred years or so. Give or take.

TISSAPHERNES

A hundred years! What do we do till then?

DARA

Pray?

CASTIEL

Rejoice?

TISSAPHERNES

Awe forget it. Come on Crassus, let’s go get that boulder.

THE END